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Salty Sailors script ideas

•Also in a podcast format

 

How to buy a used Sailboat ?

Argument setup on what’s most important 

 

Bruce Video Edits:

Video photo snapshot stills in BW 

Witty banner:

 

 

NCIS LA

“I’m not the one that makes the rules. I just don’t want to learn how to follow them.”

“ is it because you watch all those musicals”

“ I’m the hippie younger brother”

“ Agents “ “Real Estate Agent well in training !” From afar as the person escaping 

 

NCIS Miami

Sunglasses removing with a obvious remark

After the crime of something and a remark of a beginning statement 

 

 

 Oceans 11 style 

Con Artist back tracking an ending 

 

Last standing man?

He talks about a lesson learned at the end

  • Learning signing 

  • morse code

 

A new word  for every episode

 

  • Star Trek

The red shirt death of the Away team

Wonder Woman 

Lasso of truth 

Penny Porker Game

Poker table maybe with a like the end. Of 70’s show. 

Close up Evil Eyes, Suspicious eyes, sexy eyes

Dick Tracy  DT Dick Thompson/ Dick Tallman

 

Private investigators 

at every port we try to locate a lost crew member and dog or cat for the locals for money

Deeper type of meaning as well

CLIP: I’ve got .. blood on my hands killing a fish

CLIP: a fo

Conspiracy Theory’s

All Funny Stories 

A secret funny of all sexual innuendos on a boat 

With a brief moment of silence to see who laughs first or just eyeballs looking at each other 

 

 Cooking Show on a boat 

 

Prep , easy , fancy , 

How to prepare for a trip

 

 

 

 Challenges Social Media 

 

Mannequin

 

 

 Boat politics 

take your shoes off 

call me captain 

 

Silly little things we should change funny but true

 

 

Top Ten Sailing Songs via Karaoke 

 

Short version used for copyright and Long version for sell on our website modified for sailors 

 

Dare you or lost that bet

 

Food that looks like a worm or something gross 

Idea: Contest / competition 

Description: Silly “who’s the man” bets on a challenge with random ppl or crew judging 

idea: Restaurant Reviews 

Build a following who wants to visit local Restaurants 

Idea: “The Captains weight loss  recipe “

 

Bottom feeders it’s the name it will reduce your butt size in 7days

 

Idea: Sea sickness cure

 

Description

 

Idea: use kids lingo 

 

A segment of description usage of 

 

Idea: fishing in this area

 

Fishing / bait

 

Idea: Deserted on an island “ what do bring”

Smart , entertaining, food,

 

Idea: charades

 

About boating stuff

 

Idea:  Yesterday’s Weather 

 

  1. Then a mean silly remark from crew or a candid by person 

 

Idea:  History of sailing/Pirates/treasure

 

 Talking though beginning to the current 

 

Idea: Round table talking about our Movie as if we are already super stars 

 

  1. Being overly obnoxious superstars 

Idea: Boat etiquette 

 

  1. Respect the captain and her boat 

Idea: create an app boating 

 

  1. Doesn’t need WiFi and uses low battery 

  2. Maybe fun or support from users 

  3. Help with journeys/passes 

Idea: Guinness sailing records of ourselves 

 

  1. Guinness beer

  2. Break a silly boat record 

Idea: interview Sailors about sailing and why

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